You are so lucky, Chrissie." Lucky?" Chrissie wasn't really following."Lucky. Don't you dare let Tom get away. He's caring, modest, sensitive, hard-working..." Sounds like you'd like him for yourself." I would. Like a shot. But he wants you, ya daft bat."Chrissie didn't respond to that immediately, but after a minute or so, "You're going to have to let me get out of bed, or we'll be lying in a lake."Alison released her. "By all means ... go!"Climbing out of bed, Chrissie didn't leave right away, but turned and kissed Alison. "I'm not fighting it any more," she said, before leaving the room.Over breakfast, Alison described fending off her date's increasingly amorous ... or at least, sexual ... advances until her patience ran out and she walked out of the club, called a taxi and came home. "He's history. Not that I had great hopes for him." Perhaps you should look round the sailing club, rather than the Students' Union."Alison grunted. "Sailing's okay. I wouldn't be my father's. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s.
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